"Clean Team" to the rescue!

Fair is foul,
And foul is fair!

(Macbeth 1.1)

I'm sure you heard,

The government is going to conduct a series of military tribunals to try and convict 6 Arab men of their involvement with 9-11.

A "Clean Team" has gotten all of them to talk without using any torture!

(Never mind that the "rules" for a military tribunal are about as unclear and unconstitutional and undemocratic as they come.)

(Never mind that the Military Commissions Act combined with the National Security & Homeland Security Presidential Directive mean that American Citizens can be subjected to this exact same treatment and "justice" if the government decides to declare you a terrorist.)

(We will also skip over the fact that the "jury" in these trials are all military officers and the defendants attorneys are appointed. There is no process for appeal and there are no guarantee of habeas corpus rights and the Bill of Rights does not apply.

(Oh and BTW - If you want to find out all the rules of the Military Tribunals and you will have to revert to the 2001 version because the new rules are still being worked out thanks to a Supreme Court decision in 2006.)

Oh! And all 6 Arab men would likely get the death penalty at the conclusion of this ... proceeding!

And then FINALLY we will all feel good knowing the 9-11 masterminds were given what they deserved! And all you loony citizens out there can stop asking any more questions or bring up any anomalies or incompetencies because the case is now and forever closed and its obvious and logical to everyone that this case was actually closed on September 12th, 2001 and everything since then has been a giant legal NUISANCE!

So lets please all ignore for a moment that this Kangaroo Court is about as legitimate and just as George Bush's Presidency and let's assume, for the sake of argument, that military tribunal is a fair and balanced means of trying this case.

Let's instead analyze this Clean Team for a moment... and I guess I have one question that jumps out at me right away that doesn't seem to phase or occur to the MSM:

What exactly is the Clean Team cleaning?

Well, let's see... a little bit o' research tells you that all 6 of these detainees were tortured for several years before the Clean Team came in to save the day. Yes, that's correct - years. Can you imagine for a moment what years of torture might do to your brain, not to mention your body?

Well, the US government and the media does not want you to imagine what that is like or what long term effects it might have, instead they want you to focus on the Hero's and the legtiamizers of this entire trial: The CLEAN TEAM!

The "Clean Team" as I learned from MSNBC, was a group of interrogators who were sent in to Guantanamo just recently, for one year, to ask these 6 men questions about 9-11 BUT! they decided this particular group was not going to use the harsh and illegal and dirty methods of torture that they had been subjected to for the 5 previous years.... ah! hence the name!

And it turns out that all of these Arab guys happily came clean to the Clean Team about their guilt in the events preceding 9-11!

So Friends, Americans, countrymen, the case is closed and PLEASE ignore the 5 years before the Clean Team arrived for whatever may or may not have happened they have succeeded in cleanly restoring decency and liberty and justice for all.

And do not for a minute believe any fairy tales of brainwashing or mind control experiments that are shown in videos like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSOOK3tocTk&feature=related

For if you believed that then you could argue that these guys could have been brainwashed into admitting to all the horrible things they are charged with or that they were only admitting to them for fear of what might otherwise happen if they did not - And that logic is pure ludicrockracy!

And if you are indeed a true patriot who does not believe that a person's brain can be reprogrammed, please also ignore the fact that in a normal court of law, absolutely nothing the Clean Team found would be admissible because due to the 5 years of techniques that proceeded their deep cleaning. Those pesky normal courts with their "Laws" always prevent the American people from finding out the smack-you-in-the-face-with-a-hammer - gods-honest TRUTH!

Which we have now found out cleanly!

(Out Out Damn Spot! ..indeed.)